Monday, September 29, 2014

Ouch... my ankle!


This post is in direct response to Jessica's husband's pain level. Here are the officially recognized levels of pain (source: American Academy of Doctors and Shit)


Level 1: Ouch, I sprained my ankle
Level 2: Oh shit I'm pushing a baby out of my vag
Level 3: Hot damn you need to use lube for that hole
Level 4: A man on bath salts ate my face




And now we return to our regularly scheduled work day.

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